해결사

You are somewhere else. The thing you need is here, in Korea. That is the entire business model. I get it done — myself, or through local specialists I trust. Either way, you talk only to me.

• Fact-finding

  Is the seller real. Is the apartment real. Is the story you were told real. I go and look, and you get proof.

• Purchases & bidding

  Limited drops, secondhand markets, auctions. It sells out at 10:00? I'm in line at 06:00.

• Errands & queues

  Pick it up. Drop it off. Stand in the line. Outlast the office that only answers on Tuesdays.

• Deliveries & handoffs

  Documents, gifts, flowers, apologies — bought or prepared by me, placed in the right hands, with proof. I don't forward parcels: I carry only what I know.

• Presence

  Be somewhere so you don't have to. Attend it, watch it, photograph it, report back.

• The unlisted

  If it's strange, ask anyway. Strange is most of my inbox.

The list is not the point. The rules below are the point.

1. 하나

   No killing. No hurting people.

   Don't ask. The answer costs you the reply.

2. 둘

   Nothing illegal.

   There is no number that changes this. Not even the large one further down this page.

3. 셋

   No harm to innocent third parties.

   Your problem must not become someone else's.

4. 넷

   I refuse any job I don't want.

   For any reason. Without explanation. The "no" is free.

5. 다섯

   You tell me everything.

   I work with the full picture or not at all. Half-truths get half-results, and I deliver neither.

6. 여섯

   If I say yes, it gets done.

   What I promise, happens. What you told me, disappears.

You describe the job. I reply with one number. No hourly rates, no line items, no menu.

The number covers everything: the doing, the discretion, the forgetting.

Asking costs nothing.

1. 01

   Write

   Send everything to … — what, where, when, and why if it matters. No forms. No calls.

2. 02

   Quote

   I reply with one number. Or one word: no.

3. 03

   Go darkON REQUEST

   I open a fresh mailbox that exists only for your case, and send you a verification code. From then on, we speak only there.

4. 04

   Execute

   The job gets done. You receive the result — photos, documents, receipts, the thing itself.

5. 05

   Burn

   The case mailbox is deleted. Threads, attachments, your name. What survives me: a faceless number on a tax ledger, and whatever your bank remembers — I can't burn banks. You keep the result.

Your secret is the product. Everything else is logistics.

Is this a joke?

It reads like one. It isn't. The design is the only part of this page that isn't serious.

Who are you?

██████████STILL NO Someone in Korea who finishes things. That's all you need, and all you get.

Why would I trust you?

You shouldn't. Not yet. Send a $200 job and watch what happens. Trust gets built the boring way.

Will you do something illegal if the number is big enough?

Read rule 둘 again. Slower this time.

What happens to my information?

Rule 여섯, step 05. When the job ends, my record of you burns: mailbox, thread, name. Two things I can't burn, so hear them now — tax law keeps an amount and a date (no name attached, five years), and your bank keeps what banks keep. Anonymous means I hold nothing. It doesn't mean the money moved in the dark.

Free knowledge. The checks I run before anyone pays — in writing, no email required.

• How to tell a real Korean seller from a fake one — 5 checks you can do from anywhere
• Before you send payment — what actually burns, and what doesn't
• Buying a used car in Korea from abroad — 5 checks before you send money
• Korea shipping scams — 4 patterns that start after "it shipped"
• Is that Korean shop real? — 4 official registries you can check from abroad
• Is that Korean job offer real? — what you can check from abroad, and where you get blocked
• Scammed by a Korean seller? — what actually works, and what only looks like it works
• The business number checks out — what that proves, and what it doesn't
• Is that Korean address real? — how to read it from abroad, and why "real" isn't enough

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